SURVEY TIME, NERDS
1. Do you usually sleep with your closet door open or closed?
Open, because cat
2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels?
I don’t really spend all that much time in hotels to be honest and when I do I usually use them and if there’s anything left, I take it with me.
3. Have you ever ‘done it’ in a hotel room?
I assume ‘it’ means sex <_<
and the answer is, yes.
4. Where is your next vacation?
a quiet seaside village where me and my family go every year… with an addition of few days at a post-apocalyptic LARP event nearby.
5. Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
Nope
6. Who do you think reads these?
I was an obsessive reader of these surveys back in the halcyon days of the early 00s. It’s a good window into people’s experience, and also you can learn a lot about what kind of self people wish to project.
You know… I don’t really have anything better to say here.
7. Do you have a calendar in your room?
Not anymore, although we had one with Discworld arts few years back… it was a nice calendar.
8. Where are you?
I am at work and should be working, but I’m answering a survey…
9. What’s your plan for the day?
complete this survey, do some actual work, get back home and most likely lie to myself that I don’t have time to do anything more creative…
10. Are you reading any books right now?
not unless fanfiction counts as books… I tried to start reading one which I got few weeks ago, but in the end I was too distracted with events in real life :(
11. Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
no, but I count stairs
12. Have you ever peed in the woods?
Yes, I have.
13. Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing?
hmm… I’m sure it happened at some point in my life…
14. Do you chew your pens and pencils?
not anymore.
15. What is your “Song of the Week”?
Rauta by Korpiklaani
16. Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
sure
17. Do you still watch cartoons?
Of course I do
18. Whats your favorite love movie?
Bram Stocker’s Dracula
19. What do you drink with dinner?
Tea, or orange juice
20. What do you dip Chicken Nuggets in?
if I eat them, it’s mostly because I made them, so I also have my home made garlic sauce.
21. What is your favorite food/cuisine?
Teryiaki chicken
22. What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
the original Star Wars trilogy.
23. Last person you hugged/kissed?
My girlfriend
24. Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
nope.
25. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
who would even want to see it? :|
26. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
some time last year I think
27. Can you change the oil on a car?
I can and I did it once… and it was way too messy of an ordeal, so I’d rather pay someone to do it for me.
28. Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
yes
29. Run out of gas?
It was a funny story actually, because technically I have not, but I was really close to and the way I parked my car forced all of the fuel left in the tank to flow away from the intake and I couldn’t start the engine.
30. Favorite kind of sandwich?
Having experienced that language trap myself on few occasions, please define “sandwich” <_<
31. Best thing to eat for breakfast?
scramble eggs
32. What is your usual bedtime?
~1 AM
33. Are you lazy?
yes
I am working on it, but my laziness is interfering with it.
34. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
When I was a kid, we didn’t have Halloween :(
35. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
nope
36. Which are better, legos or lincoln logs?
Legos, I don’t even know what the other thing is.
37. Are you stubborn?
yes, I am, although stubborn + lazy is a very unhealthy combination.
38. Who is better…Leno or Letterman?
as a barbarian European I don’t get the reference <_<
39. Ever watch soap operas?
I didn’t have any choice when I was younger, because my family used to love watching those… right now I don’t even have a tv.
40. Afraid of heights?
nope
41. Sing in the car?
yes, usually when I’m driving alone, or if I’m traveling with a friend who loves singing and we have this one song that somehow always comes up.
42. Dance in the shower?
hmm.. nope
43. Dance in the car?
it depends on your definition of dancing, I guess.
44. Ever used a gun?
do crossbows count?
45. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Depends on the musical.
this^
46. Is Christmas stressful?
not since I moved out and don’t have to clean up the place.
47. Ever eat a pierogi?
I live in the land of pierogi :D
48. Major annoyance right now?
this survey is rather long…
49. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
an inventor and/or a helicopter pilot.
50. Do you believe in ghosts?
Not really.
51. Ever have a deja-vu feeling?
it happens sometimes, but I can’t remember any specific examples.
52. Do you take a vitamin daily?
No… I probably should though
53. Wear slippers?
nope, I’m a hobbit =P
54. Wear a bath robe?
I don’t even have one <_<
55. What do you wear to bed?
boxers or something like that
56. Wal-Mart, Target or K-Mart?
I’m pretty sure we don’t have those in here…
57. Nike or Adidas?
I feel no attachments to neither of those brands
58. Cheetos Or Fritos?
hmm… Cheetos
59. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
peanuts
60. Ever hear of, “gorp”?
I guess googling it would be cheating, so I’ll go with a “no” for this one.
61. Ever taken karate?
yup, and also judo for a short period of time and medieval sword fencing…
62. Ever kissed someone of the same sex?
if kissing my nephew on the cheek counts, than yes.
63. Can you curl your tongue?
yes
64. Ever won a spelling bee?
nope, mainly because we don’t have things like that in here , but also because I suck at spelling.
65. Ever cried because you were so happy?
not that I can remember
66. Own any record albums?
a few
67. Own a record player?
yes, but it’s at my aunt’s plaec now
68. Regularly burn incense?
eww, nope
69. Ever been in love?
you might say that it’s an ongoing state.
70. Hot tea or cold tea:
not too hot…
71. Tea or coffee?
I can’t drink coffee… or rather, I can, but it tends to go through my digestive system really fast. also, it taste gross…
72. Favorite kind of cookie?
there are those cookies in here with red jelly and chocolate that are delicious and when I was little my mom would buy entire boxes of those for me…
73. Can you swim well?
I can not drawn for a finite period of time and awkwardly move through water in more or less desirable direction, does that count?
74. Can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose?
yes… are there people who can’t?
75. Are you patient?
yeah, I guess.
76. Ever won a contest?
Yeah, but it was a team effort. I never won anything o my own, but I got to get second or third few times.
77. Ever had plastic surgery?
nope.
78. Which are better black or green olives?
both are gross
79. Can you knit or crochet?
nope
80. Wash room or bathroom?
in my day to day life “łazienka” is the word most often used <_<
81. Do you want to get married?
eventually, but calling the women I love “girlfriend’ make us feel a bit younger than we really are…
82. Who was your High School crush?
I don’t think I had any… and I know that for some inexplicable reason there were girls who had a crush on me, but I was way too oblivious to notice it…
83. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
not since I was 10 or something.
84. Do you have kids?
nope
85. Do you want kids?
I do want them at some point but I’m still in the “I’m not ready” phase <_<
86. What kind of mom are you?
I… don’t think this question applies to me <_<
87. Do you miss anyone right now?
honestly? I can’t think of anyone I miss, it’s more of a “I wish I could talk to X more often” where X is a placeholder for few of my friends.
88. Who do you want to see right now?
I dunno… I don’t think I want to see anyone right now… maybe friends I haven’t seen in a while… dunno.
Anyway, That was a fun waste of time.
